Many comments about me being horney from the last post, maybe I should try something different for today~

     I’m right here now at the beach with my friend, as she leaned against me and watched the sunset. I began to think what if our friendship ended just like that. She never knew how I felt about her and I never knew how she felt about me. It’s all just a dilemma, should I tell or shouldn’t I? I’m afraid I’ll lose her forever, my words may seem strong and pure but the relationship might not be the same after. She then tried asking me something but eventually muttered into nothing. I wondered what she was going to say… Curiosity struck me and I was eager to find out. I kept trying to ask her what was she going to ask but she replied with a nothing like anyone else. The day ended like any other day and I was still not sure what she was going to ask. I was going crazy, I kept grabbing my hair and pulling it to feed my curiosity but It didn’t work. I tried getting up from the sandy beach floor but I couldn’t, she was fast asleep. How her smile on her face when she sleeps makes you want to kiss her but I couldn’t we were friends and nothing more. I didn’t want that, I wanted to be with her… I woke her up but she was still fast asleep. I got her up and moved her into my car and drove off into the night. I looked at her face once again and I was tempted once again into kissing her. I stopped at the side of the road and got out, pacing and getting her out of my mind. I got back into my car and drove. Suddenly she woke up and tried asking me a question but again she muttered into nothing. Once again I thought of her and couldn’t get her out into my mind… I was clouded with images of her. How I wanted to tell her how I felt and grab her in my arms and kiss her. I stopped the car at the side and looked at her. I tried questioning her but I just couldn’t I began questioning her with something random and make her think that’s what I was going to ask and she bought it. I drove her home and saw her get of my car. I started thinking as she walked pass me. I took out the keys and went out of my car and rushed towards her and shouted her name. She turned at me and smiled. My hands touched her soft face. I bent down, closed my eyes and kissed her lips. She never moved, just stood there. I moved myself back from her face and opened my eyes. Her eyes slowly opened and question me ‘What took you so long?’ I began smiling. I grabbed her up and kissed her once again. It began drizzling, it was so predictable… Every love scene ends with a romantic weather.

It’s like so predictable isn’t it…? I’ve got nothing for today but tell kind of inspired by someone~ well you guys have to find out by yourself… Inspired by *.*.

That’s the name~

Thanks Isaac for the comment of me being sexy minded!

Today I shall annoy my readers! (If I have one)…

     Oh today was an agonizingly horrible day for me, the pain is just so unbearable and unlikable to be a Sunday to inflect it. Today at church, there was an examination on faith… How stupid of me to study last minute, as I did not remember that my teacher already warned me about it two weeks ago. (I sound not myself. =.=)

     As I typed this post right now, I imagine myself in a room with a gorgeous woman in her lingerie moving towards me. She was wearing nothing but her undergarments, oh how her beautiful smooth and perfectly tanned body swindles me. She placed her hands on my shoulder and slowly moved her hands down to my chest. She rubber her fingers on my chest and began to sit on my lap as I was sitting on the bed. I was disabled for a second. She moved her hands to my face and grabbed my lock of hair and moved her sexy bee stung lips towards mine and kissed me. She opened her mouth and started to move her tongue into my mouth to grab mine as she slowly sucked my lips. She manage to close my eyes and lose me in a Trans. She moved me down to the bed and started to rip my shirt off. At that moment, I couldn't care less what she was up too. She moved her body closer and started to lick and kissed my neck. How the urge to undress her and just ripping all her clothing off swarmed into my mind but I was restraining myself to do so. Her perfectly tanned skin and her sexy figure are too tempting. Eventually I couldn't restrain myself any longer. My hand shook from the resistance, I was powerless as I moved my hand on her and slowly slide my hand on her back and undressed her with one hand. I was a wild animal; I couldn't do anything about it. I moved her from the top of me towards the bed and place both my hand between her head and started kissing her as unbuckling my belt and unbuttoning my jeans…

Ain't I a fugger~ (XP)

For the record, I'm not drunk… I just want to be drunk! I'm not high either…  Just writing how I usually write my other post. I just want to make the blog different from others! (Could you blame a guy…)

By the way I have nothing to write about today, didn't bring my cam out today… Don't think I'll be updating very soon but well I'll try to update it often like any other blogger~

     At last, I'm out! SWEET SWEET OUTSIDE!!! It's so freaking nice that Waynester invited me out~ Got to thank him in some way and yeah I sound like I have no social life (Degrading myself again…) Ok, I'm well aware that I degrade myself a lot, but I'm just doing that just to make people secure with their social life and well I don't mind doing it on myself. Some people might feel proud of themselves but I like doing what I do. Consider it a contribute! (I'm so fugging proud of myself… >.<)

-Moving on-

     I went to Time Square, Sungai Wang, Lot 10 and Pavilion… That's a lot of places… (>.<) As we walked and hunted for food like the savage eaters we were, we stumbled upon Mc Donald and it reminded me about something that happened at school:

Gu Gu and Gii were asking me about what food I'm going to eat at the canteen…

     Gii: You eating chicken burger?

          Kei: I wanted beef… They gave me chicken… -Complains-

               Gii: Chicken good~

                    Kei: Chicken no good! Beef very tender~ (I wanted cow meet. >.<)

               Gii: Chicken more tender!

          Kei: Chicken has chicken breast and drumstick… The breasts aren't that tender (That came out sooo wrong….)

     Gii: Beef isn't that tender at all!

          Kei: Those butcher uses hammers to tenderize it! Plus look at the name! Chicken can only be made out of chicken but Beef can be made from cow and LAMB. (I'm so against eating lamb) and Chicken are usually dipped in chilly or tomato sauce but beef they use mushroom sauce, black pepper sauce and etc. ~

The Waynester in Pavilion

     For some reason they couldn't stop laughing… I didn't think it was funny at all until they started laughing and I just followed…

I can't dont put this doggy's pic~ It's so cute!

     I came home and went to have a cup of tea at the shop lot and well decided to STUDY! (You'll rarely caught me studying) Tomorrow which is Sunday; I have to take an exam…

Milk tea; addicted to it...

     I rarely see my twin sis, just because she's in Australia studying! –Cries- We talk a lot on MSN and I decided to be my weird self again:

     Kei: I feel like hearing you brag about something (:D)

          Case: Me? Brag? About? Pick a topic (:D) and I'll brag all night long~

               Kei: Brag about life.

                    Case: I can't brag about life… What am I suppose to say?

                         Kei: You can say 'People are just too uncivilized and they are terrible people who pester me a lot and ungrateful beggars, who aren't me! What a waste isn't it (XD)'

                    Case: -WTFF- You make me sound so narcissistic, I'm ungrateful. (XP)

               Kei: I'm not done yet~ 'How those pitiful people life's, kicking dirt into their mouths can drown them, such weak naives' Oh darling brother of mine, life here is fabulous~ How I break people into rubble…

          Case: I sound so worthy. (XP)

     I was just being weird in my weird zone for a moment… I saw Iron Man today; it really shows physics is important. There was this dude thought he could kill Iron Man because Iron Man was stuck. He went so close and shot him in the head, little did he know it reflected back at him and he died.

-Laughs-

     This post isn't funny, I know but it's my blog and you're the reader, since statistics doesn't matter to me… This is my happy place to express and hopefully in the future I'll stop blogging in a row and eventually give up on this…!!!

     I and Gin (No mistake, GIN, I know Jin and Gin) were talking about our days:

     Gin: I need to slack; my friends said I'm too serious… I need a professional's help!

          Kei: Your parent's will hate me. (T.T)

               Gin: I need help!

                    Kei: Well doing homework in the last minute helps~

               Gin: But… I don't like doing homework in the last minute… (>.<)

          Kei: You're a born serious person. (:P)

     Gin: Nuuuu~ it's the end of the world!

     She's darn sarcastic… Hmm… Ana's and Jam's birthday is coming up what should I buy? Went around K.L. looking for their presents… I blame you guys for my legs and body to ache… (LOL)

I guess I have to end my post here with criticizes from The Waynester~:

     Kei: I want to have crazy photography skills~

          Waynester: I think photographers have no talent. The cameras are the one with the talent.

               Kei: Really?

          Waynester: No, I was just joking, I don't know anything about photography… (XP)

Things not accomplished:

(i)                  Pics of Ana, K's, Chicken, Rain and the List (6) not posted yet.

(ii)                Header not made. (Waiting for L to make it)

(iii)               Haven't talk to Norm and Ken for almost a week now. (I shouldn't, it's better this way~)

(iv)              Getting 30 ringgit from M.C. (He owes me money)

(v)                Band homework not done.

(vi)              Band rehearsal not done. (I hope the band won't disband. >.<)

(vii)             Getting Norm to join. (Always with the 50%)

(viii)           Presents for Ana and Jam not bought. (Birthday soon!)

Hmm…

     Weird dream I had last night, it was about an alien invasion. There was this cartoon like flying saucer flying my way and there was an ocean beside where I was. The saucer went flying pass me and I was hoping for it to crash in the ocean but in ended up crashing up shore. I quickly ran inside, wherever I was and closed everything. The curtains, doors and windows… Then I went into an elevator and pressed up and suddenly I stopped at this floor and a girl came in, she was warning me about not going up. As the elevator doors closed, I heard growling from above and quickly pressed the emergency stop button. For some reason, we were able to move down. The girl went out and said:

     Girl: May be I'll see you later?

          Kei: Err… ok?

     What the heck? She was flirting with me… Right in the middle of an alien invasion? That surely got to be a dream. I went down into the car park and grabbed my four wheel drive and kicked into gear (I own a four wheel drive? o.O). Unfortunately I was too short to drive it… I was lifting my butt up to see where I was going and it was harder to drive than I thought. I nearly crashed into some cars and eventually dropped in to a large drainage area where water was flowing through. Then I stopped and reached this rich dudes house (In the middle of the drainage?) and his son came out and I said:

     Kei: Call your father to check out the news will you?

     He told his father and his father went to the TV and saw everything with his plasma screen… (Rich bastard)

-Weird much-

     When I came to school, Ken was injured. I don't know whether I should be happy or not but I'm not that evil, just weird~ so well part of this post it's for you ok Ken? Although you insulted me and apologized, I'm going to show you sympathy and ask you 'How's your injury?' You better answer me or you'll fall and scar your other leg and hand…

Ken's injured hand!

     Talking about dreams, I remember this one time I had this dreams about mutant plants designed by scientist. As I recall, I was at an apartment watching the forest outside the outskirt of where I was. I was watching the cave and suddenly it exploded and everyone came running out. Before it was safe to say? The plants grew in front of them and killed them all. Blood was everywhere and soldiers were swarming into the cave but many died. I was with a friend and both of us went to check it out and for some reason we made it in safely without even breaking a sweat. The place was all metallic; it was a lab for experimenting plants. Slowly the plants break through the metallic body of the lab and fires were everywhere… We ran as the plants attacked us. There was a bus and someone bravely came out and fought with the plant and saved our life. Then amazingly he lifted the bus and threw it towards the plant (Proven that's a dream).

Simone, finally post your pic...

     Today at school, assembly was long… There was this sketch that Sly and the student counselors were having. It was about this guy named Adam who was a gangster, abuses smoking and drugs. He has a wife and he made her pregnant and he went to a doctor:

     Adam: Doctor! My wife is pregnant do something! Help me; it's been nine months she should be delivering any moment…

          Doctor: Sir, I'm just got my degree in what I'm doing right now BUT there's nothing I can't do! I'm the best in MALAYSIA Selangor and Kajang~

               Adam: Are you sure you know what you're doing!?

                    Doctor: Do you question my word as a doctor!

               Adam: No I… -Interrupted by Doctor-

          Doctor: Well Shush! Nurse take the curtains and the special medicine that I've synthesis-ed~

     Nurse: Eh doctor! Do you mean this needle! (Rude much…) –Show's HUGE needle-

          Adam: That's big… I'm cant even compare it (=.=)…Are you sure that's safe!?

                Doctor: Since when did I said that! It's just an experiment.

     The nurse holds up the curtain and the doctor went behind it. He injected the woman with an unknown drug and the curtain came down as the doctor covered the body with a cloth.

-Laughs-

     Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is you have a son.

          Adam: YES I HAVE A SON! WE SHOULD CELEBRATE!

               Doctor: The bad news is they both didn't make it…

          Adam: -OMG- GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE!

     I think that was one of the conversations… I didn't hear properly, their voices were too soft… How I wished I would have went to the rehearsal and witnessed it…

I like the background~

     Suzie, Yerny, Norm, Car and me were suppose to perform on Teachers Day, which is suppose to be after our exams… Unfortunately Yerny is going to Paris… Car is in another school which is having exams… So there's just Norm, Suzie and me… Let's hope NORM is willing to join… (Bloody bastard…) I kept running into Suzie and Yerny today and suddenly I decided to follow them. (=.=)

They were playing with their food. (>.<) The 1st pic is Jin, 2nd is Yerny~, 3rd is Suzie!

     Today during class, I was asking Isaac 'Why is your dad's hair long?' This was what we talked about:

     Kei: Why is your dad's hair so long?

          Isaac: I don't know, may be he just wants it for backup…

               Kei: Backup for what? –Thinks- OH I get it… His scared that he has no hair… (>.<)

-Laughs-

I'll be ending the post with a method thought by Ana:

If you want to get plastic surgery,

And you think it's too expensive,

Get insurance,

And go to the railways where the trains passes by,

Place your face forward,

Near the train and let it rub against it till your face is no more~

Things not accomplished:

(i)                  Pics of Ana, K's, Chicken, Rain and the List (6) not posted yet.

(ii)                Header not made yet. (Waiting for L to finish it)

(iii)               Haven't talk to Norm and Ken for a week now. (Maybe it's best I don't talk to them… Their life seems much better with out me)

(iv)              Getting 30 ringgit from M.C. (He doesn't want to give me even thou he promised… =.=)

(v)                Band homework not done.

(vi)              Band rehearsal not done. (No rehearsal with out Norm, blood bastard)

(vii)             Getting Norm to join the band. (He keeps saying 50%)

(viii)           Simone's pic posted.

     Yesterday I had tuition… Teacher was darn hilarious with every lesson. She was talking about some stuff with condoms. This was what she said:

     Teacher: Some stores they sell cheep condoms but it's unhygienic. Don't go buying it and go to your love ones by saying 'Honey~ I bought the condoms and it only cost a dollar for three!'

-Laughs-

     Then she was saying during class that hermit crabs are more like humans. 'When they go to a party, they leave their cars/shells outside and party in the house/holes'. So she said she did something naughty and when and pick them all up and threw it away and when they come out their cars/shell are missing. (Hermit crabs loosing their shells… For some reason it was funny when teacher said it)

There just doing that for fun; Sand in the the left~

     Labor… Isn't it those woman that are having babies? So because ladies are having babies, we get the holiday while they have to be pregnant? That's COOL~ (I'm just being naïve)

     Today I had studying to do with L and Jam, we were all sitting down and I was wondering what I was going to blog today (Since it was Labor Day). L heard me saying it to myself and he was like:

     L: I know, blog about this… There's this guy, who is your fathers son but his not your brother. Who is he?

          Kei: Hmm… -Laughs- (Think negatively) I don't think he's a guy.

               L: What!?

                    Kei: Err… Who is he?

               L: YOU!

-Speechless-

     Ok… I was being negative minded, I thought he was talking about packages… (You know… With the son and all that…) Darn negative minded…

Lousy pic, yet I still like it...

     Today is was boring… No one invited me out except Jam and L. It's labor's Day for good sake… Tomorrow have to go back to school? –Curses-

Jam's Cam-whoring~

     I remembered something, I was at debate and we were thinking on how to communicate and we were all thinking of ideas and suddenly:

     Ana: I wonder if there's smoke sex.

          Everyone: Smoke sex?

               Ana: I mean there's phone sex should there be smoke sex to translate…

                    Everyone: -Laughs-

               Ana: Those people will take those blankets and signal the other clan 'How is it? Are you feeling the burn? Am I too quick? Oh come on, bare with me~'

-Laugh out loud-

     There was this one time, Norm and me were walking home and we went into this abandon house. We started raiding the place and we found a purse. This how the conversation went:

     Norm: This is truly a place where people 'Does it'.

          Kei: What makes you think that?

               Norm: Everything in the purse is scattered everywhere…

                    Kei: That proves nothing…

               Norm: What is this? Lip balm? –Founds a Lip balm-

          Kei: What do you think the person will do? Rub it on its victim so it's oily enough to move around when you're doing it? Go up and Go down… Go in and go out…

     Norm: -Laughs-

          Kei: Where does this come from…?

     I always say stuff self-consciously… That happens to me a lot. Yet it doesn't annoy me! It's what makes me weird and unique in my own way. (:D)

I think Sand's cute in this pic

     My humor powers are really gone… Nuuu~ life is so unexciting when there's no humor involved… I doubt this post will be funny or even nice to look at… Guess what, after L left Jam's house. He went to the movies with K's and saw Iron Man without me…

-Feels so abandon-

Ending the post with stupid thoughts:

In peoples house when someone asks you if you would like a drink and you said No,

Have you ever thought they would say YES he didn't want anything?

Darn pest,

Sucking all our family resources dry…

Only for some people…

Chinese New Year,

Receiving those red letters is rude…

You go to peoples house to collect them and you just leave,

But not accepting them,

 Is even rude,

They're trying to receive luck and you don't want accept it…

Why do people want to use long roads just to avoid the toll?

Long road mean wasting natural resources,

Paying money on short roads keeps natural resources from going to waste much sooner,

Such damn fools…

People who just watch people in trouble do not help them,

They watched them and sit back and enjoys,

Why? Because they don't give a damn about other people,

Self absorbed bastards…

Things not accomplished:

(i)                  Pics of Ana, K's, Chicken, Rain, Suzie and the List (7) not posted.

(ii)                Header not made yet. (L's making it)

(iii)               Talking to Norm and Ken. (The longer I don't talk to them, much more anger will be increased on my meter)

(iv)              Getting 30 ringgit from M.C. (He owes me money)

(v)                Band homework not done…

(vi)              Getting Norm to join the band. (We don't seem to be talking at the moment)

     Yesterday at the night market was great. I was walking around with no one when I saw Jin. We began to walk around together and she decided to borrow my phone to find her family. We were suppose to find her mom but her cousin came finding her instead:

     Jin's Cousin: Hey you look different?

          Kei: I do?

               Jin's Cousin: Yeah, you look much thin-er…

                    Jin: You should be happy ok!

     Jin, why do you say that? Don't tell me your still bugged out with the whole 'Do you think I'm fat concept. You're not ok! You're fine the way you are…

For somewhat I like fires~

     We were like walking up and down at the night market and Jin was asking me to find her uncle. Well we started describing him:

     Jin: My uncle is old and has no hair.

          Kei: His old? Now that's insulting…

               Jin: He really is old, how do you want me to describe him?

                    Kei: You could say his a not so young gentleman.

               Jin: What the hell! Help me find him…

     I was asking if he has even a strand of hair and she replied with 'I'm not sure about the strands of hair he has. I kept pointing at men who are quite bald:

     Jin: I said his bald!

          Kei: You said you were not sure about his hair?

               Jin: I said he was bald I said I never paid attention with the five of six hairs he has on his head… (=.=)

-Laughs-

     Eventually it was time for me to meet up with Simone (Finally he came). His been blowing me of very often… We were walking around going to stationary shops buying my stuff and then he decided to eat.

     Simone: Let's eat at KFC.

          Kei: I hate chicken…

               Simone: No, you like chicken. (D)

                    Kei: I do not like eating chicken…

                         Simone: Ok… You gobble them.

                    Kei: I'm no turkey, I don't go gobble, gobble…

     That was a lame joke… (=.=) At least we had fun… I take back everything I said about him in my post (When I was criticizing him). We went to eat at Station One eventually. We started playing Draught and Chess (Lost badly). Then I heard someone coming in and it was Ken… I quickly turned my face away and hide my face as good as possible.

Eve wont let me take her pic unless I was in it. (@.@)

     The funny thing was, he never noticed me. When I turned to look at him, his sister started to wave at me… I waved back and quickly hide behind Simone. For some reason I don't like meeting him now a days. His so darn anti-social, every time I have to talk. I kept thinking he would be thinking 'Oh shyt, his coming to talk to me again…'

Freaking hot day...

     Today during free period M.C., Isaac and me were cam-whoreing all the way… Normally I don't cam-whore but there was nothing else to do…

For some reason, I like this pic of me~

Isaac's trying to place it through!

Bloody Norm

What is M.C. smiling about?

      I remember this one time, me and the gang went out to time square to watch K's basketball stuff. When we reached there, it was already over… So K's joined us and we went for a movie and watched this show about a guy making a woman pregnant (Kind of common don't you think?). This is one of the conversations I like in the show:

     Woman: What do you always expect from a first date?

          Man: Oh, definitely a blow job…

-Laughs-

     Throughout the movie, K's was saying to Ana:

     K's: I must make Berry pregnant…

Sayang is doing homework! 

     Mr. N was saying to Cha Cha today about his hair. He said he could have gelled his hair for him and it would be cool with spikes… Here's how the conversations goes:

     Kei: I thought you wanted to gel Cha Cha's hair?

          Mr. N: The bloody dude doesn't want…

               Cha Cha: The hair doesn't count…

      Suddenly out from nowhere, Mr. N burst into laughter and said 'The hair doesn't matter, it's all about the actions' (If you know what I mean)

-Laugh out loud-

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     Didn't hang around with the gang for a long time, humor powers getting weak! Nuuuu~

Gii looks sweet~ 

Ending the post with:

     On MSN, when I was talking to Jin and Sand about wanting our social lives to be different. This is what I said:

     Kei: I will be gay today.

          Jin: Ok…

               Kei: OH MY GOSH, I JUST BOUGHT THIS CUTE TOP, its sooo cute~

          Jin: -Speechless-

     Kei: Not to mention the gorgeous heels I bought. I should go out tomorrow to show it off, despite the fact that next weeks there's an exam.

          Jin: Kei… Gays don't wear heels!

               Kei: Fine then, I'll be transsexual. I saw this man, his chest was sooo drool licious~

                    Sand: (Lol) Drool-licious?

                         Jin: Kei has reaches a new level of gayness…

                    Kei: As we checked into a hotel, I stripped him and placed a thong on him. I tied him to the bed and order honey from room service. I dribbled the honey on his chest and placed my body on him and moved up and down to tease him.

               Jin: KEI! STOP! Your scaring Sand!

Things not accomplished:

(i)                  Pics of Sand, Ana, K's, L, Chicken, Rain, Suzie and the List (7) not posted yet.

(ii)                Header not made yet. (Waiting for L to finish or teaching me)

(iii)               Talking to Norm and Ken. (Darn anti-social dudes)

(iv)              Getting 30 ringgit from M.C. (He promised me)

(v)                Band Homework. (Band has homework? =.=)

(vi)              Getting Norm to join the band. (Bloody bastard)

(vii)             Norm's picture posted.

     Hmm… I feel bored… There is nothing to do today but blog. Tonight I might as well go to the night market and enjoy myself.

Darn Fugger! Ken, the anti-social...

     In school Su was shouting out that she loves me again… She's such a freaking stalker, scary one too. HELP ME!

Su scares me... I have a stalker now~ 

     In assembly I saw a schoolmate which I call him Chicken! (Lawl) Well I was like teasing him about what people call him, It goes something like this:

In the workshop…

     Someone: Hey Chicken!

          Kei: Chicken?

               Chicken: NO, my name isn't CHICKEN!

                    Kei: Aww, but the name it's kind of nice~

               Chicken: NO!

          Someone: Hey Kei, use this basket and place all the rubbish in it.

.

     Kei: Chicken, sit in the basket and lay eggs for me. (:D)

     That's lame… In assembly teacher was saying something about optimistic. I was talking to Rain and Chicken:

     Rain: Optimistic?

          Kei: I'm optimistic! –Smiles-

               Rain: Really?

                    Kei: Yeah, since when have you seen me depressed or sad!

               Chicken: At home you cry~

          Kei: I cry at home just because I can slap your chicky face! -Smiles-

     Chicken: Chickens can't be slapped.

          Kei: But they can be decapitated. Come here chicky… (:D)

     I feel so lame today; well M.C. was sitting with his girl today. Everyone in class was making a big deal about it. Everyone decided to take their cameras out and take pictures.

Aw, how sweet~ RUBBING IT IN AREN'T YOU! Just because I'm single. (You'll get what's coming to you M.C.)

     I have no humor today, I feel so sucked dry. OH YEAH! Suzie was saying that her middle finger is swollen and she needs to get it checked:

     Kei: What did the doctor said about your finger?

          Suzie: He said he needs to attach a pin in it.

               Kei: Really?

          Suzie: Yeah, I'll be going around with my middle finger up straight and I can't bend it.

-Imagine middle finger when all fingers are curled-

     Suzie will be going out cursing people all the way (That sounds interesting). I hope people don't misunderstand. Hope her boyfriend doesn't too…

-Jumps around in circles-

     There is this Clinic at the shop lot and me and Norm was passing by it he was like:

     Norm: Oh look Clinic Kok…

          Kei: So?

               Norm: -Laughs-

                    Kei: Are you thinking negative again?

               Norm: Nope. (Innocent voice)

          Kei: Than why did you laugh…

     Norm: Just the fact of me thinking, guys go there to get transplants for their package.

-Laughs out loud-

     There is this show that I saw on TV. There is this homosexual dude on stage telling jokes. He went like this:

     Guy: Hello everyone! I just move here and well the guys here are guys and girls are guys too.

          Guy: If she has an apple, she'll surely have a banana too. (Lawl, if you understand)

               Guy: My nephew is a boy scout. Well they don't let gays enter; they think were a bad influence. (",)

                    Guy: Hello! Small boys wearing matching uniforms, shorts and when they do a good deed, they sew a patch on their sash… Now thats gay...

               Guy: I don't like the word homophobic, do you know what it means? Fear of gays… It's not like 'I'm going to kick your ass but first… Let me squeeze it'

          Gay: Why cant gays join the army? We can scare them with out fashion sense and our girl language like this 'HI OSAMA'

     I can't stop laughing after that… Darn funny…

Can't believe Eccentric went all that trouble to find a nice pic just because I took an ugly pic of her, Still she's purdy~

     I keep receiving stupid e-mails from random people who I do not know!

VIAGRA 1.10 at http://www.bancoxinternet.com

     I'm not good in bed ok? At least I think so… Still a virgin here~ I remember this conversation I had with Ana and K's:

     Ana: Go Fug yourself.

          K's: I can't, I can't reach~

               Kei: Do yoga it makes you flexible and Viagra helps too~

          Ana: Viagra doesn't make your package bigger it makes you happy…

     That was unexpected… I wonder how she knows… She must have done a lot of research. There is this show that I watched:

Mother and son were on the phone…

     Son: Mom where are you?

          Mom: Oh dear, I don't think we will be coming…

               Son: What? Why!

                    Mom: My boyfriend accidentally mixed his heart meds with his Viagra.

Ends phone call…

     Son's girlfriend: Well are they coming?

          Son: No… unfortunately my mom wants to take advantage of this moment…

Ken knows how to draw? I never knew... (=.=) Darn anti-social Fugger...

I'll be ending my post with sponge bob today~:

     Mr. Tenticles: HELP, HELP, I'm claustrophobic!

          Patrick: Sponge bob, what is claustrophobic?

               Sponge bob: It means his afraid of Santa Claus.

          Patrick: -Sits on Mr. Tenticles-

     Mr. Tenticles: Patrick! I'm claustrophobic!

          Patrick: Ha-ha, you can't fool me, Santa Claus isn't here~

Things not accomplished:

(i)                  No pics of Sand, L, Sayang, Ana, K's, Chicken, Rain, Suzie and the List (8).

(ii)                Learning how to make picture in an average size.

(iii)               Header not made yet. (Still waiting for L to finish or teach me)

(iv)              Talking to Ken and Norm. (Bloody bastards)

(v)                Getting 30 ringgit from M.C. (Promises)

(vi)              Band Practice.

(vii)             Getting Norm to join the band. (That bloody bastard =.=)

(viii)      Eccentric and Ken's picture posted.

     Today I was almost late for school again. (Like always) I woke up at 7a.m. and school starts at 7.30a.m.

     At school, everyone was being funny, I enjoy every moment. (;P) There's this girl who is younger then me, namely Su, she was like saying:

     Su: Kei! I love you! Don't leave me! You owe me a relationship.

     As I walked backwards and ran for my class, she chased me until I went in. She stopped chasing me after that. Awkward moment… She's darn crazy and she creeps me out. (First time) I remember one time she was saying to my friend Gii:

     Gii: Who is the person who loves me?

          Su: Do you really want to know?

               Gii: Yes!

                    Su: It's me!

               Gii: -Screamed- (Weird reaction)

          Kei: -Laughs-

     Gii didn't scream that's loud, it was just a small screech but was darn hilarious. (:D) Su always call me homosexual yet she still says those things to me. I think she must be wondering 'Good looking guys all go to waste'. (Lawl) I'm joking; I don't think she's in love with me. Do people do that to show affection? There is a possibility; lets refer to Kei's psychological theory.

     People don't just shout out that they love you, those kind of people are just not that enthusiastic enough. Now people that are, namely Su, are just complex person that doesn't like people to read her. So she uses reverse psychology to solve it. (That explains so much =.=)

     I was like going to the library with my classmate, Isaac, and she was there waving at me saying once again 'I love you Kei!'. Immediately, I grabbed Isaac shoulder (Doing it without thinking) and said to Su:

     Kei: Since you think I'm homosexual, this is my partner, my boyfriend.

          Isaac: -Grabs my shoulder-

               Su: -Laughs-

     Isaac was thinking 'What the hell all the way to the library' and we kept laughing. (For the record, I'm straight) I mean he didn't have to put his arm on my shoulder. Guess we have the same mind. Not thinking but doing, I hope our sexual lives aren't like that. (Or do I?)

Picture of Isaac; His darn cool in this pose (At least thats what I think)

     Today at school when I was talking to my friend Sayang, it reminded me of the time we talked about her shoes:

     Kei: Hey, you're wearing the same shoes like Norm.

          Sayang: Yeah, that shows we have couple stuff.

               Kei: -Laughs-

                    Other friends: What are you guys talking about?

                         Kei: We were talking about… -Sayang interrupted me-

                    Sayang: Shush, only you and I will know! They won't know and HE WILL NEVER KNOW!

               Kei: -Laughs-

-Remembers something and Laughs-

     My brain is working in a weird way again! I keep getting funny images of my past. Like the first time I talked to Jin on MSN:

     Kei: Oh? Your friend calls you Jinneh? Sounds like Genie to me.

          Jin: You can call me that if you want.

               Kei: Since you're a Genie, you must OBEY!

                    Jin: No I will not!

               Kei: You will!

          Jin: Stop commanding me or I will make you wear a bikini with my amazing Genie powers (;P)

     Kei: Do so; at least I can be sexy. Although the fact, a guy wearing a bikini with hairy legs sounds disgusting, I'll go shave my legs now.

          Jin: -Laughs-

     Eventually I didn't ok? It would surely be a funny image or a disgusting one thou. (Lawl) There was this one time that I have to stay back for school just because I need to clean up the work shop. (Some club) I was having my break and went to the canteen to get a bite to eat. I found Gu Gu and Gii there. Gii was having her library thing while I didn't know what Gu Gu was doing. He said something to her about not swimming for a long time. Well coincidently it started raining heavily and we started talking about swimming:

     Gii: Gu Gu, you said 'It's been awhile since you swim right? It's raining now.

          Kei: Yeah, since you want too, just go for it. Look (Pointing at the flooded drain) There's a place you can dive in.

               Gu Gu: -Laughs- I cant fit in there. It's too small.

          Kei: This is a canteen dude, just strip yourself and let me butter you up. (:D)

     Gu Gu: -Laughs- I don't want! When I get out I'll be all oily.

          Kei: Then use mayonnaise; I don't think it's that oily? It makes you smell good too, deodorant right. (:D)

-Laughs-

Ending the post with a conversation:

     Oh yeah! Not to forget the time I was being dramatic with Jin. I was so bored and I wanted to make my social life more interesting. This is what happen in MSN as I was chatting with Jin:

     Kei: You shall be the girl who rejects me and I shall be the guy who chases after you.

          Jin: Ok…

               Kei: Oh Jin, how your long hair SWOOSH-es to my face and the pain stimulates me~

                    Jin: (lol) shut up Kei.

                         Kei: Oh how your delicate soft body will be mine, as I fuse myself and you into one and we shall become one body one mind~

                    Jin: Shut up Kei! Your darn funny but also creepy but the creepy level wins~

Things not accomplished:

(i)                  No pics of Sand, L, Sayang, Su, Norm and the List yet.

(ii)                Learning how to make pictures in an average size.

(iii)                Header not made yet. (Waiting for L to finish it)

(i) No pics of Sand, L, Simone (Part of the list) and the List yet

Hmmm….

-Waste in sighs-

     As dawn came, I was lying down on my comfy mattress and suddenly a bang on my door was heard…

     Who am I kidding! The mattress was freaking uncomfortable, there're wires poking out of them, it scar me and I was so freaking annoyed that I have to sleep on it every night. I looked around and I found something red, It was the sleeping bag that my aunt gave. Crazy as it seems I placed into my bed and went on sleeping. Some of you may think why am I not sleeping on it? I don't like hard grounds… (The~ Grounds are always hard) The thought of it remind me of something that goes like this:

     Kevin: Ah! I stepped in wet water.

          Sheena: Stupid, water is always wet.

               Kevin & Eugene: -Laughs-

                    Sheena: It's like I'm touching hot fire. (Sarcastic voice)

     I Ro-ed after that but no one was online, what was a guy suppose to do. Exams are around the corner yet I'm not picking up a book. I guess professional slackers needs to keep his/hers reputation by maintaining it~

 -sigh-

     GRRR, just realize something; I'm eating my own words. Blogging three days in a row, that's got to be an Anti-Social sign. I'm asking people out yet no one is free, kind of feel depressed that I'm the only slacker in the group. Yesterday Jin, Sand and Steven were talking about L. L's darn hardcore, I mean if he hears about a party he'll go crash it. Jin was thinking 'So he just crashes the party and knows no one there?' That got me thinking 'Does he?'

 -Jumped around-

     L is helping me make a Header or something for my blog. I'm still new at this and I don't think those statistics in some peoples blog are important? (You know, the one with how many people enters the blog) It's not a popularity contest… That's just my point of view. Maybe there's some other reason that I don't know about, feel free to point it out.

 -Thinks-

     I got bullied, It's my first Tag, Jin tagged me… Well I don't know the RULES for tags but I've seen some of my bloggy friends doing it. I'll just have to do what I can.

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:

1. Being a music Protégé. (I hope presents doesn't mean in a box)
2. Playing Multiple Instruments. (Well not really just the Sax, Piano, Guitar, and Vocals)
3. Making Music to its next level. (If there is one)
4. Having my own crib. (And I mean those freaking Billion dollar house by the sea, good scenery, personal chef, butler it feels like the life already)
5. Not loosing my friends. (I hope it never happens)

… THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU IS:

Jin~

… THE 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER:

1. Embraces her shortness.
2. Thinks that she's fat even though she's not. (People are just bugging you Jin)
3. Relationship with my childhood friend Waynester. (Currently)
4. Cool person to hang out with.
5. She seems like a mother then a friend. ( I don't mean her age)

… MOST MEMORABLE THING HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU:

Making me laugh every single moment we meet~

… THE MOST MEMORABLE WORD HE/SHE SAID TO YOU:

I have a title for my entry 'Fiber makes piss into one'

… IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER, YOU WILL:

Long scenario, Waynester will slaughter me and… You get the picture.

… PASS THE QUIZ TO 10 PEOPLE YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU:

1. Corie (Girl who left school)
2. Simone (A Guy, I just call by that name)
3. Ken (Annoying anti-social bastard)
4. Norm (The guy who makes me piss me off)
5. Vivi (Vivian Lai)
6. Eccentric (Girl in my class)
7. Cha Cha (Named by Gu Gu)
8. Gu Gu (Named by Cha Cha)
9. K's (Brother-in-law?)
10. Yoong (Dude in my class)

… WHO IS NO.7 HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH?

No one.

… WHO IS NO.9 HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH?

My sis.

… IF NO.9 AND NO.1 ARE TOGETHER, WILL IT BE A GOOD THING?

Tough one, I'll have to go with yes. They bully each other and still manage to laugh together. (Rhymes)

… WHAT ABOUT NO.1 AND NO.5?

Err, there both girls? There is a possibility thou but I'll NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN.

… WHAT IS NO.3 STUDYING?

How to be anti-social 1-0-1.

… WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU CHATTED WITH NO.6?

Yesterday on msn, after I creped her out of saying she's Purdy (My way of saying pretty), smart and cool on msn.

…HOW DOES NO.4 WORK?

Works in making people disappointed and angry at him in ways I'll never predict. (Never a good moment with him)

… DOES NO.8 HAS ANY COUSINS IN HIS/HERS SCHOOL?

I don't think so, I barely know him.

… WOULD YOU WOO NO.8?

NO, that's just wrong! Straight here.

… HOW ABOUT NO.5?

I would, only if our bond of chemistry is strong. (She has a boyfriend =.=)

… DOES NO.2 HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?

Sure he does. A brother he hates and a sister that's the same age with my brother.

… HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW NO.2?

Met him at Vivi's party but never got to know him, obsessed with his phone. Properly introduces in prefect camp. (Even though I'm not a prefect)

… IS NO.1 THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD?

I'm not a specialist in that subject, I'll tell you eventually. (Need to observe her 1^st)

Ending the post with:

My hands are itchy,

I feel like strangeling the dude that pissed me off,

With Normal stationary.

Stapler: Torture them by piercing the projectiles into their bodies.

Pens: Colour their skin and eventually giving them skin cancer.

Bendable Ruler: Strangling~

 Tape: Suffocate them by closing up their nostrils.

Calculator: Count their death?

Things not accomplished: